God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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