Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am in a vortex of obligation.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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