Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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