Duck Duck Cougar?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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