Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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