You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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