don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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