Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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