Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
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you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Come see our sink grown plant.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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