Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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