this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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