He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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