Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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