the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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