yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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