Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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