dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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