I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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