we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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