Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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