So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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