Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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