Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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