You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We had to coat check the pizza.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.