if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
