Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My ass is underappreciated
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes