Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.