yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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