She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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