Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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