Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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