I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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