So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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