im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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