I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize