Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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