Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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