The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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