I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
