doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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