Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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