So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
