She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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