Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
In other news, I just burned my penis
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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