I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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