WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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