Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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