butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I need to align my fucking chakras
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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