Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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