Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
