I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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