Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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