They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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