I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
We smell like vodka and hangover
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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