Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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