No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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