Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
The best revenge is premature balding
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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