Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just pee around me
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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