He uses pillows to masturbate.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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